Hi! Thank you for checking out my quaint little site! I'm Nashed Potatoes, but you can also call me Nash, Nashed, Potatoes, Potat, or any similar variations for short. I use he/him pronouns.
Some quick facts: I am American, white, a minor, a nerd (as you can see from the fact that I have a website), quite monotropic, and a classical music and musicology enjoyer. Some hobbies of mine include playing my instruments (the horn and the double bass), listening to (classical) music, studying/learning in general, crochet, mapmaking, worldbuilding, conlanging, reading, numismatics, vexillology, and linguistics. In general, I have a curiosity-driven obsession with learning.
Some funnier, more useless facts (they will be important someday, you have been forewarned):
- My first word was "balloon."
 - I have bowed a grand total of 2 vibraphones during the course of my being.
 - My favorite place of articulation is velarized dental.
 - I have a small hereditary deformity in the helix of my ear, which looks like a bite.
 - I was born at the age of 0.
 - My favorite food is baby carrots.
 - My favorite Archimedean solid is the great rhombicosidodecahedron.
 - I am in possession of 1 blåhaj.
 - My favorite molecule is sodium hydrosulfide.
 - I excresce an allophonic unvoiced linguolabial stop in the word "warmth."
 
I hope this information has aided you, the reader, in understanding the potato.